23 Awesome Parties

In honor of both my birthday and New Year's Eve, here's to all the parties we hope our night resemble...



Enchantment Under the Sea Destiny Dances

Christmas Rave with Antihistamines Posing as Ecstasy Parties

Wish Come True Birthday Parties (but please don't let that dress catch on fire)

We Defeated the Empire With Ewoks! Parties

You Know Everyone There and Wish You Didn't Parties

Doomed Lower Class Steerage Parties

 

 

 

Formal-Wear Trampoline Parties

 

Sartorially Challenged Parties

 

 

 

 

Under the Table with the Cool Kids Parties

 

 

 

Watching the Sunrise In All Your Finery Parties

Middle-Aged Rap Parties

 

 

 

 

"Come on Eileen" Dance Parties*

 

 

"We Still Remember Our Long Lost Daughter On Her Birthday" Lantern Parties

 Alien Time Warp Parties

 

 

 

 

Fishtank-Love-At-First-Sight Parties

 

 

 

 

Authentic Karaoke Parties

 

Party at the Moon Tower Parties
 

 

 

Knife Throwing Mamushka Parties

Save the Empire! Parties

Jazz-Age Pool Parties
 

 

 

 

Private Pool Parties

 

 

All-Singing, All-Dancing, Shakespearean Wedding Parties

 

Earning the Power of Self-Respect While Defeating Evil Exes Parties*

(*the best kind in my opinion)

 

 

And hopefully a night something like this...