Friday, January 31, 2014

5 Things That Made Me Happy This Week



5.) Jesse Eisenburg Cast as Lex Luthor in Batman vs. Superman: I'm sure plenty of people will be incensed by this news, but I'm a big fan of Eisenburg's style. I love him in both Adventureland and Zombieland, and ardently admired his skill at playing an insecure, yet cocky smartass with the ability to command a room in The Social Network (so much so that I was almost rooting for him to best my beloved Colin Firth for Best Actor). I think he has the capability to play a great villain, but obviously his looks and other aspects of his demeanor will make this a Lex we haven't seen before. I'm excited to see how that turns out. This is the first piece of casting news about the Man of Steel sequel that actually makes me look forward to seeing it.




4.) The Academy Awards do not air until March 2nd: Technically this is pretty close to the regular Oscar schedule - it's usually the last Sunday of February. But with the Golden Globes, Grammys and Screen Actor's Guild awards already behind us (as well as the Directors and Producers Guilds and Critic's Choice) it felt like awards season was moving at warp speed. These developments do make for a tediously long awards season, but on the other hand, I still have an entire month to catch up on nominees and makes lists about Oscar snubs, and that just tickles me pink.




3.) The Fault in Our Stars trailer arrived this week, promising tears for all: I have never read the John Green book on which the film is based, but fans cannot stop telling everyone that it will rip your heart out - I look forward to the challenge. It stars Shailene Woodley, who is so fresh and beautiful I think I'd follow her anywhere. May even need to read this book (Green's "Looking to Alaska" is also fervently recommended).





2.) Sherlock episode "The Sign of Three" was so, so good: The long awaited marriage of John Watson to Mary Morton was everything we hoped it would be and more, except for a really solid mystery. But that doesn't bother me much when you have Sherlock giving by turns the most awful/awesome best man toast in history, John and Sherlock actually hugging!, Sherlock folding napkins in a style he learned on youtube, a stag night where a very drunk Watson and Sherlock try to solve a case smashed, and a heartbreaking violin solo/last scene. This episode punched me in the feels. I'm going to start my second re-watch now.



1.) Hot Fuzz has delightful nods to Baz Luhrman's William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet: Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg must have a direct line to my adolescence because not only does the Amateur Dramatic Society in this film perform Romeo and Juliet via Baz Luhrman's insane production (complete with knight and angel costumes in the final death scene, and energetic musical number "Lovefool" to close the show) but later Dire Straits classic song "Romeo and Juliet" (which I know best from its appearances in Can't Hardly Wait and Empire Records) was playing in a car radio when the cops find the bodies of the decapitated actors from the play. (If any of this doesn't make sense, just go rent Hot Fuzz - well worth it.)  These nods aren't exactly subtle so I can't take any credit, but they did produce a very satisfying guffaw.



Friday, January 24, 2014

Links


Feeling a little lazy and can't get enough of lists. Enjoy.




Also - the Lego movie trailer! I had avoided all media about this movie with abject disapproval, but the trailer was forced on me before Frozen and it actually looks pretty hilarious. It will probably disappoint in real life, but Will Arnett's Batman impression is amazeballs!




Sunday, January 19, 2014

The SAG Awards: At least the fashion was unpredictable


After being genuinely surprised by the results of many Globes races, the SAGs were a sad retread. Cate Blanchett, Matthew McConahey, and Jared Leto seem like sure locks in their respective categories, while Supporting Actress is a toss up between Jennifer Lawrence and Lupita Nyong'o, with their films duking it out for Best Picture. American Hustle edged out 12 Years a Slave for the ensemble award, but that seems mainly due to the star power. I mean, The Help beat out The Artist, The Descendents and Midnight in Paris, but no one really expected it to win picture. I have the same feeling here, though I may be proven wrong.

Does anyone else think it's really lame that the SAG's don't have a supprting actor or actress category for televison? That is the sole reason Maggie Smith stole an award from Claire Danes, Kerry Washington, Anna Gunn and Jessica Lange. I love her on "Downton Abbey" as much as anyone else, but that is a supporting performance. You would think that the acting faction of Hollywood would be more eager to award supporing performances, as character actors make up such a large percentage of the acting community. (And then maybe Josh Charles would have a shot - seriously!) Complete list of winners and losers here.

All that's really left for me to comment on is the fashion. I realize my blog is not primarily fashion-minded, but I put that on hold during Oscar season. Sorry. Here's the pretty:


BEST DRESSED

Amy Adams: love this color, those earrings and her hair.





Honorable Mention: Because there were some truly great dresses out there tonight. Particularly Julie Bowen. Anna Gunn, Lupita Nyong'o, Cate Blanchett, and Jane Krakowski were also stellar.







WORST DRESSED

Edie Falco: Because on top of being ugly, the fit is terrible. At least Kerry Washinton and Rose Leslie were trying for something new. And theirs fit.





OH HONEY, NO

Amanda Peet: truly heinous. And capping off a particularly bad year of fashion. Really.




MOST TORN ABOUT

Julia Roberts: it's a freaking pepto jumpsuit! But her hair is great and I actually love this color


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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE HER

Jennifer Lawrence: Dior finally put her in a truly complementary dress. Thank God.


 
 

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Because I Still Have Access to a Video Store



WORLD WAR Z (2013): I know absolutely nothing about the Max Brooks novel upon which this film is based so I can't judge whether the film lives up to those expectations or not. As a zombie movie, it seems much more in the vein of Contagion rather than Dawn of the Dead, which pleases me. As much as I love the current trend of "fast zombies" and all the attendant gore and horror, I found the idea of a worldwide government being stumped by an epidemic, and powerless to stop its spread, the most horrifying movie experience I had ever had in Soderburg's Contagion. World War Z follows this line, as the scattered remains of the global network scramble to identify the origin of this plague. The focus on the tactical struggles, the way information leaked to allow some countries advance notice of this "plague," the idea that an investigator for the U.N. is the world's best hope - these are more relatable plot lines for me than extended focus on the individual zombies and the damage they cause. The film has some extraordinary sequences that struck me as unique ways to present this situation (although I'm sure they are not). There is a family that shelters our hero (Brad Pitt) and his family early on, and their decisions and the subsequent fallout were tensely and humanely handled, as was the moment where Pitt momentarily fears he has been contaminated. Also noteworthy are a shocking and unexpected death, and the way our hero handles an Israeli soldier being bitten. I also give the film kudos for a more subdued and cerebral conclusion, which while lacking in action, is full of suspense. The film ends on a rather unsatisfactory note because this problem and the only logical way to solve it will not fit into a film's time limits. This story would make an excellent mini or television series. I hope at some point we are able to see that vision.



STOKER (2013): I rented this last week and I was not disappointed. While I originally thought the film was heading in a different direction, what I ultimatly got was undoubtedly original and disturbing. India (Mia Wasikowsa) is a friendless teenager living in a large, gothic house with her parents. When her father unexpectedly dies, her fragile mother (Nicole Kidman) is comforted by the arrival of her husband's younger brother Charlie (Matthew Goode), an unnerving rascal with an intense interest in India. What follows is a rare coming of age story that resolutely refuses to be predictable. And for those collectors of random facts, the screenplay was written by "Prison Break" star Wentworth Miller - yes, that one. Matthew Goode is always best when playing underhanded characters. His good looks and natural charm would seem to make him a strong candidate for leading man, but they work much more effectively when you know his mind is warped. Mia Wasikowsa has been a critical darling for years now, mostly for a stellar turn on HBO's "In Treatment" and solid support in The Kids Are All Right. I hadn't really been blown away by anything I'd seen until this. India is an observer and Wasikowsa's best moments take place in silence, when her eyes register something horrifying or titillating that only her ever working mind can grasp. As criticism of Meryl Streep, Katherine Hepburn noted that Streep always looked as though the wheels were turning in her head, "Click, click, click..." but I've never grasped why that is a bad thing. I like it when I can see a character processing information, planning their next more, thinking for God's sake. And Mia Wasikowsa "clicks" in spades. She also completely surrenders to the emotional side of her character in two very strong, if somewhat distressing, scenes: that unpleasant shower recollection, and her impromptu piano duet. The use of color in the film is astonishing; usually a film that employs such bright colors (all those blues and greens, even the earthy reds) feels happier, even safer (see: Amelie). In Stoker, director Chan-wook Park uses the lusciousness of these colors to imply a kind of rotting fecundity - a fertile place for India's darkest elements to take hold. And his choice of blocking, camera angles and often a lack of sound assist in creating an atmosphere of repression, isolation and foul desire.


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


 
 



JEFF WHO LIVES AT HOME (2011): Perfectly serviceable, if somewhat slight film. It's nice to see Jason Segel continue to expand his repertoire beyond manic nice boys, although his Jeff is still a man-child. But this man-child thinks Signs is the greatest film ever, so I can't really find too much fault there. Jeff is a slacker, with no apparent trauma in his recent background, but living a stilted adulthood in his parents basement. He is obsessed with fate and following the signs, and so waits for cues before he acts - in this case a wrong number calling for "Kevin" influences his ride on the bus, and other events in his day, including a run-in with his estranged brother Pat (Ed Helms), a tool suffering marriage problems whose solution is to buy a Porsche. Ed Helms is such a likable presence in real life, but in roles he is so forced and obtuse, you just want to smack him over the head. And Susan Sarandon, as the boy's mother, feels somehow shoehorned into the story (sharing only one real scene with the main characters) and yet has the more interesting and unique storyline involving a secret admirer sending her instant messages at work. By the end of the film, rather than depict Jeff learning that he needs to grow up and stop smoking pot in his mom's basement while waiting for the meaning of life to happen upon him, the plot somehow supports his unrealistic expectations. For those who believe in "signs" and the idea that the universe has a grand plan waiting for them, I guess this ending will be satisfying. Even I was unable to suppress a hopeful smile. But it seems too easy a fix for life to say that a belief in fate should be what drives you. I guess I hold more with the Angel-Stripper in Can't Hardly Wait who says that "Fate. It does exist. But it only takes you so far and then it's up to you to make it happen." Jeff does make it happen. But did he really learn anything? Or will he continue to wait for wrong number phone calls to give him an idea of who he should follow today?



MONSTERS UNIVERSITY (2013): There's nothing really wrong with Monsters University. But there are no moments of transcendent wonder either. Carl and Ellie do not have a lifetime of mundanely happy adventures, WALL-E does not take a magical ride through the Milky Way, Dash does not laugh exuberantly while running on water. And I suppose that's okay. Not all films need to transport us out of the ordinary. I appreciate that the sequel focuses on Mike Wackowski (voiced by Billy Crystal) and his great, big, scare-loving heart, and less on the formerly more shallow Sulley (voiced by John Goodman). That seems fair after Sulley got the far more rewarding arc with Boo in Monsters Inc. I enjoyed this movie, and I suspect all the families and parents and children who saw it enjoyed it as well. The college setting allows for a lot of jokes that only adults will understand and empathize with, but that won't stop the kiddies from laughing along, and they scored the great Helen Mirren to voice the formidable Dean of the Scare Program. But apart from the originality of the animation and the fact that these characters are already beloved, there is nothing to set this movie apart from any 80's/90's underdog movie. Nothing wrong with that, but we all know Pixar is capable of so much more and it would really make me sad if they started settling for sequels to everything. We appreciate your original ideas folks! Keep 'em coming!



NOBODY WALKS (2012): For a film with so many actors I have real fondness for (John Krasinski, Olivia Thirlby, Rosemarie DeWitt) this movie left me a little cold. We follow a young artist/filmmaker Martine (Thirlby) who was invited to L.A. for help from a sound effects/sound editing master (Krasinski) by his therapist wife (DeWitt) who has ties to the Martine's circle of friends. I really enjoy the process of filmmaking - from casting to the camera choices, the costuming and sets to the editing choices - so it is fun for me to get a feel for how the sound in a film is created and layered. I will have more respect for whomever wins Best Sound at the Oscars this year, that's for sure. But when it comes to characterization, I'm a little at a loss. Krasinski's character seems perfectly content and even happy in his marriage to DeWitt, but two days of making sounds with Martine and he's ready to throw it all away for some misplaced sexual attraction. Actually, it felt a lot like that Season 2 arc of Downton Abbey where Lord Grantham almost has an affair with a housemaid because she makes him feel worthwhile, gives him something to do when he feels impotent about his forced lack of involvement in the war. Kransinski's character is apparently caught up in Martine's enthusiasm and it makes him appreciate and be excited by his job again. It still feels like that came out of nowhere. And what makes it more irritating is that every other male in the film is instantly attracted to Martine as well. She has some kind of magical vagina, and despite Thirlby being cute as a button, there is no reasonable explanation for her irresistibility. The character is just not engaging enough to warrant this onslaught. Especially when you have sexy force of nature DeWitt being shunted to the side, and young actress India Ennega as Kolt, DeWitt's thoughtful and uncertain daughter, whose every scene is far more interesting than any other in the film (I wish the movie was about either of these characters instead).


Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Golden Globes Wrap-Up


To have truly been relevant this would have needed to post yesterday. Lucky for me, I don't care.


THE GOOD

*Amy Poehler and Tina Fey hosting (no surprise here). Favorite joke (well, mine and everyone else on the internet's): "Gravity. A film where George Clooney would rather float off in space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age." (I also really laughed at that gag with Amy playing Tina's son Randy and trying to guess who his father was.)


*It was lovely to see Robin Wright (Best Actress in a Drama) win something. (Ditto on Elisabeth Moss finally getting some hardware for "Top of the Lake.") And she was so adorably flabbergasted and surprised. But damn, that woman can run in heels! Something to aspire to.

*I know Leonardo DiCaprio has his haters out there, but I was genuinely thrilled he won for The Wolf of Wall Street. By most accounts, he worked his ass off in that movie, hitting notes we hadn't seen from him before (can't personally attest to this having not seen it yet - in a weeks's time I swear!), and his speech was gracious and well-spoken, even affably nervous. Just give Leo all the awards, please. It makes me happy.

* Joaquin Phoenix smiles! On the red carpet. In cutaway shots. Interacting with others. After losing. Being kissed by Spike Jonze. It was everywhere!


*Genuine excitement over how the Academy Awards noms will play out! McConahey beat out 12 Years a Slave's Chiwetel Ejiofer, Amy Adams bests Meryl Streep, American Hustle beats out Her, and Inside Llewyn Davis, DiCaprio bests Joaquin Phoenix and Bruce Dern, Alfonso Cuaron wins Director over Steve McQueen, Jennifer Lawrence and Jared Leto stole some awards from Slave's Michael Fassbender and Lupita N'Yongo. (Don't get me wrong - I loved Lawrence in American Hustle. She steals every scene she's in. But I honestly didn't think she had this much awards support steamrolling behind her.) Nothing really seems like a sure bet anymore! (Except maybe Cate Blanchett in Blue Jasmine - everyone adores her.) I like that so much more than when you can predict all 6 major categories.

*Amy Poehler wins Best Actress in a Comdey for "Parks and Recreation"! Finally! I don't watch that show, but something tells me I would love it. Any Poehler is the funniest, most gracious and good-spirited loser I've ever seen. It was about time she won something! And her speech was so sweet - that "I never win!" was the greatest.



THE BAD

*Everyone else has got their panties in a twist that Aaron Paul didn't win Supporting Actor, and I'd probably be there with you if I had ever watched "Breaking Bad." Instead I'm frustrated that blowhard Jon Voight won instead of Josh Charles' for his amazing year on "The Good Wife." That's the real crime here, folks! (I suppose Aaron Paul losing can be 2nd by a very small margin.) I would have loved to see a surprise win for Corey Stoll in "House of Cards" as well. Does anyone remember his entertaning turn as Ernest Heminway in Midnight in Paris? Can't wait to see what he does next.

*While I liked the surprise and the sprinkling of awards among many films, 12 Years a Slave deserves more than just a Best Picture Win.

*Puff Daddy (that's your name no matter how many times you change it!) hogging the mic from Best Score winner Alex Engbert. Awkward. I fast-forwarded through it.



BEST DRESSED: Julianna Marguiles. I adore gold on black. This is what I want to look like when I grown up.





WORST DRESSED: Paula Patton is the most reliably bad red carpet fashionista I have ever seen. Everything she wears is too little, or too much, or ill-suited or ill-fitted.




MOST DISAPPOINTING: Sandra Bullock. In theory I love the color-blocking trend (it was great on Amy Adams and Audrey Plaza, even Taylor Swift) and Bullock has rocked it at recent film premieres. But this just looks like a bad '80's prom dress. She can do so much better. At least her hair is gorgeous.




MOST SURPRISINGLY NOT AWFUL WHEN IT SHOULD BE: Emma Watson. She is wearing a slitted, apron-like dress over a pair of black cigarette pants. That is horrifying. And yet, the red is stunning, the cut on her back is elegant, her face is flawless and she's rocking purple heels. I find myself strangely in love.





Friday, January 10, 2014

10 Movies I Had Forgotten Even Existed


Not necessarily an indication of quality (though let's be honest, most of these are turds) but I had honestly forgotten all of these were ever made. And I've even seen all of theme! (Except one.)




Starsky and Hutch (2004)



Me, Myself and Irene (2000)



The Other Sister (1999)



The Astronaut Farmer (2007)



George of the Jungle (1997)

 
(Leslie Mann, aka Mrs. Judd Apatow, was the love interest in this! Who knew?)



The Soloist (2009)



Valentine (2001)



Hostage (2005)


(I could have done an entire list of only Bruce Willis movies. For a talented actor, he sure does phone it in A LOT.)



200 Cigarettes (1999)

 
(Paul Rudd makes out with Courney Love. In a bathroom stall. Feast on that visual.)



Miami Vice (2006)

 
 

Sunday, January 5, 2014

My Favorite Scene


New feature! Favorite movie scenes, no ranking, one at a time. Pretty simple.


BRAVEHEART (1995):

Early on, at that first wedding, when the English lord comes to assert his right of "jus primae noctis" - first night with the bride. Her new husband is of course enraged, and rightfully so, but this woman, who is so simply beautiful, puts her cheek against his and whispers words of comfort, and calmly accepts her fate. The shots are slowed down, and the score is lovely and mournful - it's all a little manipulative, I admit, but it works on me every time. With the benefit of maturity I can see that this young woman really has no other choice that to go with the English lord - the only thing she can control is whether her new husband will die in the process. But I always admired her quiet strength and grace in that moment, which was surely one of the worst of her life.